A. It's a wall covered with Arr trophies. (Update: the Arr trophies now occupy a cottage of their own on lot 44 to make room for other trophies in the two mansions.) (Further update: Mythic nerfed Arr and made the trophies meaningless, so I took them down.) (Third update: even though the trophies are meaningless now, I put them back up anyway. Those particular trophies are real Arr trophies, collected back in the days when Arr was incredibly hard to find, and even if nobody else knows it, I know it.)
Q. What's so special about Arr?
A. If you ever hunted Arr before he was nerfed, you'll understand.
Q. What's your favorite trophy?
A. Xanxicar.
Q. Why?
A. Because the artwork is terrific. The trophy is big and dramatic. And it's extremely hard to get.
Q. What's your least favorite trophy?
A. Anything from the Chapter 3 dungeons.
Q. Can you be more specific? There are five trophies in those dungeons.
A. They all look like globs of gook that someone scraped out of a kitchen drain. What's the point of trying to distinguish them?
Q. Aren't you being a little harsh?
A. I'm being harsh because Mythic has an outstanding art department that is capable of much better work.
Q. Now that the trophy collection is complete, what's your next project?
A. Are you suggesting that there's life after trophies?
Q. I don't know, I'm asking you.
A. Trophies are a hard act to follow. I don't know… maybe I'll try collecting matchbooks.
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