A. It's a wall covered with Arr trophies. (Update: the Arr trophies now occupy a cottage of their own on lot 44 to make room for other trophies in the two mansions.)
Q. What's so special about that?
A. If you've ever hunted Arr, you'll understand.
Q. What's your favorite trophy?
A. Xanxicar.
Q. Why?
A. Because the artwork is terrific. The trophy is big and dramatic. And it's extremely rare.
Q. What's your least favorite trophy?
A. Anything from the Chapter 3 dungeons.
Q. Can you be more specific? There are five trophies in those dungeons.
A. They all look like globs of gook that someone scraped out of a kitchen drain. What's the point of trying to distinguish them?
Q. Aren't you being a little harsh?
A. I'm being harsh because Mythic has an outstanding art department that is capable of much better work.
Q. Now that the trophy collection is complete, what's your next project?
A. Are you suggesting that there's life after trophies?
Q. I don't know, I'm asking you.
A. Trophies are a hard act to follow. I don't know… maybe I'll try collecting matchbooks.
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